nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
this will always be one of my favorite pictures
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
people who get scores of like 200+ on flappy bird and act like its no big deal
play with my hair until i fall asleep and ill love you until i die
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
Mitt - A Netflix Original
This man could have been president