I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
I need to give this man a high 5
Modern day heroes.
"The Bone Spy"
nice try mom
things i say daily:
- woah there i’m way too high for this bullshit
- woah there i’m not high enough for this bullshit
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
Note to self: lose some fucking weight
bout to take the ride of my life