youarenotaneggplant:

beerflavouredcunt:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

I need to give this man a high 5

Modern day heroes.

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

willlaren:

"The Bone Spy"

what drugs have you done
Anonymous

h0odrich:

nice try mom

higheramerica:

Morgan Frweedman

Follow higheramerica

amphetaheroin:

things i say daily:

  • woah there i’m way too high for this bullshit
  • woah there i’m not high enough for this bullshit

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

diaryofthoughtsandsecrets:

Note to self: lose some fucking weight

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life