poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

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farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)

would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!

*GROANS LOUDLY*

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

heliolisk:

people who get scores of like 200+ on flappy bird and act like its no big deal
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humorous-blog:

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Moonrise Kingdom

Moonrise Kingdom


Moonrise Kingdom

Moonrise Kingdom

sexponents:

play with my hair until i fall asleep and ill love you until i die

hobovampire:

veronox:

hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

defluor:

sphvere:

goodgirlshoney:

Park Ave Church NYC 2014

Makes you think

i love this quote. 

robotfisherman:

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

This man could have been president