Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Metta: “We were eating pasta. He had elbow pasta, I had shell pasta, and I told him how my shell pasta is better than his elbow pasta. And he was pretty upset about that. He loves elbow pasta, but I disagree, I think shell pasta is better. I don’t care. I will stand by that. Shell pasta.”
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
"when i get thin"
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
COVETOUS is a game submitted to me tumblr user reine-ubu.
You can submit things to me (sixpenceee) too :)
TRIGGER WARNINGS: flashing for those with epilepsy
A simple flash game based on the medical condition fetus is fetu (where a mass of tissue resembling a fetus forms inside another body like the cases where a normal fetus is being developed inside it’s own twin.)
The goal of the game is relatively straightforward; you start out as a little red dot, and progress by consuming the green dots within the body. The more you consume, the larger you become.
The larger you become, the stronger you grow.
Unsettling and poetic, this game makes use of hellish music and bright, surreal visuals.
While it does not make use of jump scares, it can be considered a tad jarring.
You can play it here
I thoroughly enjoyed playing this game
people need to realize that when I push them away, it is not because I do not want them in my life; it is because I want them to push back and to show me that what we have is worth fighting for and they aren’t going to give up that easily.
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
here he is. the new meme
a challenger approaches
yes, thank you, i will talk it over with the meme team: meme officiators.
Are we really surprised at this fact in a society that placates white pussy as the ultimate prize and puts anybody else into niches and fetish categories?
ARE WE REALLY?
are you REALLY trying to convince me that pornography ISN’T filmed prostitution?