How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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alisonhendrunk:

vesperass-anuna:

silvermoon424:

lilyskinned:

alimarko:

massachusettsprep:

merrymagicalbroad:

Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?

FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE

this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is

Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.

AND let’s not forget that at the end she is the class-elected speaker at the graduation ceremony, has graduated with high honors, has been invited into one of Boston’s best law firms, and is best friends with the girl who her boyfriend left her for.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FILMS EVER.


 

geekymerch:

geekymerch:

The Loot Crate theme for September is GALACTIC! 

For September, Loot Crate have put together an awesome collection of Galactic themed goodies. September’s crate brings 3 licensed exclusive collectibles (one is a Funko Mystery Mini!) and includes items from Firefly, Star Wars, & Star Trek with plenty of other surprises in store!

If you’ve missed the memo and have no idea what Loot Crate is, it’s a box filled to the brim with geeky goodies delivered right to your doorstep! Each month, subscribers to the service receive a mystery box filled with things like t-shirts, action figures, books, comics and other awesome bits of memorabilia all carefully curated around a certain theme. 

Each box costs under $20 when shipping to the USA and around £18 when shipped to the UK and the value of the items exceeds $40 every time. They also ship to Canada, Australia, Ireland, The Netherlands, Sweden, Germany & Norway!

We’ve also got our own discount code for you guys to use! Enter geekymerch into the coupon code box to get 10% off your crate!

Signups close on the 19th of September unless they run out of crates beforehand, so don’t delay - sign up now!

You’ve only got 3 days left to sign up for this Galactic Loot Crate before it’s gone forever! Loot Crate have also released a FIREFLY SHORT FILM entitled 'The Verse' in celebration of this month’s crate!

So expect Firefly, Star Trek, Alien, Star Wars and more in this month’s crate!

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

amaitohiko:

Review coming soon | Harness| Instagram

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effyeahultimatespiderman:

Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01

octopansy:

unexplained-events:

Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank

I would cry

SOURCE

that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me

konkeydongcountry:

F̴̲͇̹̪̲O͎̱̹̯O̫̱̯̫̱͍̺͠L̖̞̙͇̖͘I̝S̡͍͍ͅH͈̝͖͞ ̡̜̬̰̝̱̮̯M̛̖̳̤̤̳̠O͎̣̺̥R̲͔̥̩̫̗̳T͕̝A͕͉̻̪̳͖̬LS̞̼̱͕̺

Y̨̛̮̤O̳U̝͚̯͓R̮̦ ̧̱̮̟P̲̼̱̝̼̤I͏̹̥̮̘̩T҉͈͙͈̣͈̰̭̲̲̕Ì̭̤̫͡͡F̟̫̕Ụ̢̞̹̦̺͙̰L̩̬ ̘͈͔͟R҉̸҉̝̠̺̮̹̻E̶̢̹A̶͚͍̺̠͎L̷͈͞M̡͍̮̮̜̘̹̗͓͇ ̷̨̲͉͠H҉̹̳͍̭̩̹͡A̭̠̪̻Ş̧̝͚ ̖̯A̷͏̬̝̝̗͖͖͇̪ ̶̥͙̰̖̜̲N͕̣̭͓̖̲͔͉E̜͙͔̪̦̩̼̲͝W͖̣͇͕ ̶̞̼M̤̝̦͔̺̱ͅA҉̧̹̼̲̝͝Ý̺̣̗͖̩̼͔͜O͖͈̜̞̮̹͚͘R͕̱̘ ̛̺̯̹̀Ń̙͖̹̖̪O̷̥͈W̴̢̟̠̩̲̩̰̼͍͝


alexliveslaughesloves:

Payback is a bitch.

heroin-temptation:

Yeah, under the carpet lol

heroin-temptation:

Yeah, under the carpet lol

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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youarenotaneggplant:

beerflavouredcunt:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

I need to give this man a high 5

Modern day heroes.

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew